My Unwelcome Visitor

    I have an unwelcome visitor here today. He showed up last night in the form of the flu. I didn't invite him and he is most unpleasant. He keeps me up all night and he smells terrible. He won't stay in one room and tends to randomly invade the space of every person living in my house. I don't like cleaning up after him and he stays much longer than he should.
     Who invited him anyway? I know I didn't and I'm pretty sure my eight year old didn't either. I certainly don't want him here. I think I will un-invite him. I hope he doesn't plan on staying through the holiday's.