It has been a busy month for us and it's not even half over. I could give you a run down of some of the things we have done so far, but that would take up all the space I have for today and that wouldn't be any fun. One of the things that has kept us busy is a steady stream of company. We have had family coming and going and it's not over yet.
We love seeing family and have a great time visiting and getting caught up, even if it is a quickie. Any one of our family and even our friends are welcome any time. Please come and see us, we will feed you, we will entertain you, we will take you to the airport, we will take you to dinner or church. Anything we have is yours. I do have one small request however. Keep you're cotton pickin' hands off of our toilet paper!
Let me state this publicly, we are an over the roll family. We always have been and always will be. And this includes all of the family branches. We have discussed the situation at length and the decision is final. Over the roll it is. So while you are here, and if you are in need of using the facilities, and if you find the T.P. hanging not to your liking, "to bad, so sad." Do not! I repeat, Do not! change the way the roll hangs. We find this very disturbing and it upsets the delicate balance that we need to maintain the handling of stress around here. I'm sure you don't want to hear about my needing to take anti-anxiety meds do to the change of what is the accepted norm around here. Thank you for your cooperation with this sensitive matter. Please come again.
1 week ago