Conversation With My Daughter

     Went to Walmart today with one of my daughters and this is how it went.

     Her: Mom do you love me?
     Me: No!
     Her: MOM! Why not?
     Me: Because that questions always costs me more money.
     Her: Mom!
     Me: It's true.
     Her: You've already spent enough on me today.
     Me: Then I love you very much.
     Her: Okay, just checking.
   
     This kid added twenty-five dollars to my total already, so was it worth it? I'll let you know.